The last four searches that brought up my blog:
-Ebeneezer feist
-Easy yet elegant orderves (sic)
-Dolores park syringes
-Raging boner walking to class
Nice.
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"[James Yeh is] probably one of the four or five best writers in the United States who hasn’t yet published a book."
--Kyle Minor, HTMLGIANT
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I've been getting a lot of random bitchy comments of this dumb camwhoring photo I took on Halloween when I was drunk-- it was a photo of my gaudy pink and purple makeup. I couldn't figure out why all the hate, until I realized that the picture-- which I had titled "emo makeup shot" was the NUMBER ONE Google image search result and the number two regular search result for "emo makeup". So a bunch of idiots were looking for emo makeup and getting pissy that my makeup wasn't emo, and was in fact an attempt to look like a gaudy glam rocker from the golden age.
Everyone was bitching that it wasn't emo. No one was able to contemplate the grammatical possibility that "emo" and "makeup" were both adjectives modifying "shot". Sigh, Google.
Heh. Those idjits.
I wonder what random thing I'm number one for. I'll have to looksee.
haha, i'm waiting for a haiku to be created from the 'raging boner walking to class' search.
i saw this today and thought of you.
love,
bot
Brat, for you:
Man who walk to class
With hand hidden in pocket
Feel cocky all day
Lol, Sam. Glad that two shirtless 15 year-old Chinese boys singing and dancing to bad Chinese pop music makes you think of me.
I'll change it when I'm good 'n' ready, B. Which'll be when I've done found a place and got settled in.
What I want to know is why you had to make the change? So what if it's probably more professional or authorly or whatever? Can't you see all the trouble it's causing everyone else? Me in particular?
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