title pages, my mind is missing title pages

ben blum directs me to this act of genius.

"title pages" ryan manning vs alison zullo



another one:

"meat cookie"



i like these. also like how the program makes "haha" sound like "how odd". that's what i usually think when i say "haha". "how odd".

you can make your own at www.xtranormal.com.

Throw the Shoe at the Vampire, a poem

I just read this pretty much hilarious article from CNN about the Iraqi show thrower. Apparently he's standing trial and speaking a lot in his own defense. So many great quotes.

Some parts I liked in particular:

"I could only see Bush and feel the blood of the innocents flow under his feet, as he was smiling that smile -- as if he had come to bid farewell to Iraq and with the last support and more than 1 million martyrs," al-Zaidi said.

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Speaking in his first public appearance since his arrest two months ago, al-Zaidi told the court he "got emotional and threw the shoe at him" and "the second one was involuntary."

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A woman in the crowd shouted, "You hero!" His 6-year-old nephew, Haidar, stood outside the courtroom reciting the poem "Throw the shoe ... at the vampire."

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(Thanks Josh.)

lasagna cat

insomnia, followed by facebook wall clicking, followed by this excellent article on "the 8 best internet sketch comedy troupes". the last three hours or so i have spent checking out internet comedy videos on youtube.

Lasagna Cat



Also this one: Garfield believes a whistle he has found is broken, but it is a dog whistle.

Videos

0:45-1:07, 1:32-1:41



and a repost from this summer: