It is said that John Updike is so popular and widely circulated that he could even publish his grocery list. I'm no John Updike (my schnozz is much smaller, Benny) but here was what I purchased at Safeway the other day:
-carton of guava nectar
-1/2 pound of Virginia Ham
-1/2 pound of hot pepper jack cheese
-box of condoms
To my dismay, I didn't get a funny look at the register.
What's the oddest combination of things you have ever gotten at the store?