Thursday, June 15

My grocery list

It is said that John Updike is so popular and widely circulated that he could even publish his grocery list. I'm no John Updike (my schnozz is much smaller, Benny) but here was what I purchased at Safeway the other day:

-carton of guava nectar
-1/2 pound of Virginia Ham
-1/2 pound of hot pepper jack cheese
-box of condoms


To my dismay, I didn't get a funny look at the register.

What's the oddest combination of things you have ever gotten at the store?

3 comments:

James said...

Meow.

You know in some states (like South Carolina) that's perfectly acceptable.

Anonymous said...

you have a need for condoms???

jenneral said...

Astroglide
Graham crackers
Febreeze Air Effects (Blossums & Breeze scent)