Snap.
Oh well, before I foray into the world of corporate slutiness, I needed to get some new slutty corporate slut pants (and shirts, for that matter) anyway. My current selection makes me look like either a caterer or a Republican--both of which are unacceptable for image-conscious up-and-comers like myself.
H&M, here I come.

This is the look I'm going for--I hope the pimply fifteen year-old sales assistant will be familiar with Patrick Bateman and American Psycho. I'm sure he/she won't be, however. Now that I think about it, I probably shouldn't even go. In all honesty, H&M's current Winter staple gun line isn't what it was last year.
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I think that could be a good look for you.
Speaking of American Psycho, did you ever read this piece on Yankee Pot Roast?
http://www.yankeepotroast.org/archives/2005/12/an_american_psy_1.html
Hilarious, and you might get a few more fashion tips.
Yeah, I saw it when I was back in Anderson for Christmas, actually. Very funny indeed.
My two favorite lines from that piece are as follows:
1. I am pressed against the counter as all manner of last-minute shoppers flood the aisles of the perfume and cosmetic counters. Already some annoying woman has scuffed my A. Testonis with the wheels of her stroller and I am livid.
2. I ended up killing the Russian girls and spent the better part of the morning cleaning up the blood from the floor, but only after I finished my crunches.
Those are great. I also liked this juicy bit:
"I manage a half-smile and notice that she looks like the blowjob girl from Asseaters II, which I still haven’t returned to the video store."
"I think Republicans are often more dangerous than gunmen."
-Robert M. Calhoun
Agreed.
"But Republicans who are also gunmen and who are also crazy are also sexy. To me."
-Jameson C. Yeh
"Guns don't kill people. Sexy Republicans who are also gunmen kill people. With guns. So, wait. What?"
~Robb "The Carolina Kid" Calhoun
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