Monday, August 28

10,000 hit celebration update


The 10,000th person didn't send me nothin'!

But I do know this much:

At the time (12:43pm) of the click, the person -- let's just assume it was a girl -- was in Phoenix, AZ. She had a pair of eyes. And ears. And a mouth. She spoke English and enjoyed hearing music. She was taller than Peter Dinklage, but shorter than Yao Ming. Heavier than one of the Olsens, but lighter than my dad's tractor. Her clothes were made entirely of fabrics. And her hair had been washed sometime in the last year. And -- I'm going to go on a wild guess here, to see the vision all the way through -- she was wearing her underwear underneath her clothes, not the other way around. Outside, the sun was shining and it was quite hot. But it was a dry heat.

In Arizona, it's always a dry heat.

The #7 Google image result for the word "disappointment" and a scary fucking picture. What the hell's going on here?


barista brat said...


that picture is the craziest mix of hilarious and disturbing.

seriously, i meant to post something of worth here but that picture is making me laugh and cringe all at the same time.

Anonymous said...

I did so send you an email! I refuse to be disparaged -- if you need me to send it again, I will. Was I supposed to include an expensive gift of some kind? Thought a screenprint and a congratulatory email would do it, but I see you're a more demanding sort.

James said...

Ah, Jen, I just got it. I don't know what it is about my email, why it takes so long. But thanks!!!

You seriously don't want anything??

Anonymous said...

Hey, you know what? I changed my mind. I have the following demands:

(a) take away any mention linking me to the Olson Twins.

yeah, that's about it.