Tuesday, April 4
A guy I met in Austin told me about this. Simply put, I think it may be the best thing ever invented. A robotic monkey head--I mean, come on! Just click on the video section and prepare to be amazed.
Imagine the possibilities:
James' Recipe for His Super-Awesome High-Tech New York Apartment-To Be
1 Robotic Monkey Head
1 Roomba automated cleaning device
1 Shitty Yamaha Keyboard
1 Cute Dog
A strong adhesive
Situate ingredients within a large enclosed space. Attach robotic monkey head to Roomba. Press button on shitty Yamaha keyboard to activate shitty preset techno beat to activate robotic monkey head to activate dog going apeshit.
Note: Best if served for female company and with a side of carnival barker-esque showmanship.
I can hardly wait. It'll be like that game Mousetrap--you know the one with the pulleys and gadgets and shit--only better.
*Special shout-out to Sambot, Bostonian, for contributing to and nurturing this ludicrousness into fruition.
at 10:51 PM