1. Writing about what I know: being Asian
2. Rocking out like a Wes Anderson soundtrack.
3. Eating a dog. My dog.
4. Running around the block. At midnight. Under a full moon. In zee nude.
5. Living in relative opulence.
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I take offense to number 5. Because I can only conclude that the basis for your relative comparison is specifically referring to me.
You forgot the obvious #6: "Running from the government because I know too much!"
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