A female friend of mine's mom left an IM message for me today. This is what it said: "james yeh, i think you should put better pics of yourself on your blog. you're much cuter than the two that are up." So these go out to her, and for that matter, all my female fans out there eagerly watching my every blog move. Right.
4 comments:
James, I don't know what female fans you have "eagerly" anticipating your every move ... if anything, you're doing quite the opposite -- attracting the gay male crowd. Take that as you will. HA.
And yes, I have a terrible job that requires me to watch after punk 17-year-olds on friday nights.
Very Lou Reed, "Street Hassle"-ish (the first one, with the sunglasses and ciggy in mouth. I, on the other hand, look like a dead mackeral with thinning hair and an addiction to citrus juice....
Angel, there are three reasons why your comment is incorrect. First of all, do you even have any proof that my blog is attracting the gay male crowd? (I didn't think so.) Secondly, you say it like that's a bad thing. It's not--it's really quite fabulous. And the third: despite your cruel and constant belittling of me and my pictures, I know that actually you want me. Bad. I can see it in your eyes. Or is it "eye"? Ha.
And Trevor, what exactly do mackerals look like? I hope they aren't as ugly as flounders, with both their eyes on one side of their face. That would be very tragic if you looked like that. You probably would have trouble getting a job where customers would have to look at you.
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