Tuesday, August 12

Have you ever made love just before breakfast? The greatest submarine story ever written and other tales of love and money

-A Craigslist posting I found earlier this summer:
Wanted: A Literary Agent. (Chelsea)
Reply to:
Date: 2008-06-20, 2:15PM EDT

I have written a great novel that can easily make millions.
Call me and I'll tell you what the book is about, and then you decide if it's
the greatest submarine story ever written.
If you don't agree we will simply stop there.
Thanks, give me a call. Bob 212 - XXX-XXXX
-Some ancient rules on riding shotgun:
And this is the law ye shall follow when traveling with brothers, whether by chariot, camel, donkey, cart pulled by slave, shoulders of slave, small boat, leviathan, silverback gorilla, or another personal conveyance.
-Perhaps the greatest thing I've ever seen and heard: Clarence Carter's video for the ludicrously explicit 80's soul song "Strokin' It".

What time of the day do you like to make love?
Have you ever made love just before breakfast?
Have you ever made love while you watched the late, late show?
Well, let me ask you this:
Have you ever made love on a couch?
Special thanks to my friend Josh Hug who introduced me to the song via karaoke night at a gay bar in SF. Surprisingly not much story there, other than the song.

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