Tuesday, February 28

Grad school update!

I was going to blog about my last two days' exploits with strange, older women, but that will have wait, because...

I got into Columbia's MFA Program!

Now to celebrate in appropriate San Franciscan fashion.

Manservants, ready my grapes, my concubines, my performancing monkey troupe!

I thirst! For life!

7 comments:

Robb said...

Let me be the first to hurl my congratulations at you!

*hurl*

James said...

Robb, let me be the first to catch your hurled congrats.

*catch*

Benny, consider this your future source to all things literati and gossipy.

New York is an Apple and I intend to eat it. Although I hope it's not an omen that I'm allergic to them. Apples, I mean.

Robb said...

Nice alternative-ending post. Did that come extra with the Directors Cut DVD edition of "Yellow Redneck Blues"?

James said...

LOL--what post are you talking about? This one?

James said...

(And when I say "LOL", I mean "smiling slightly because I'm at work".)

Robb said...

Guess I'm going CRAZY. But I could have sworn that I saw something about apples with capital a's.....
"I sit down at my computer and check Yellow Redneck Blues. My subscription to this blog costs me zero dollars annually, but I burn $1500 per month in a bucket that I have written the letters 'YRB' on to make myself feel better about it. I had previously written a comment in which I made fun of the author for posting nearly identical comments that had alternative last lines and it was fucking hilarious, and I fully expect to see a response. A blanket of terror blackens the room when I see that, not only has the double comment been removed but I am now being mocked openly by the author. I throw the laptop against the wall across the room and it shatters, the screen splintering into long fragments that I make a mental note to use to torture the vegan hippie hardbody that I have tied up on my bed. I like the way that the ruined laptop looks on my authentic oriental rug ($50,000 from Bergdork Goodman) and this calms me down a little."

James said...

Your command of that voice is beginning to frighten me, Robb. Get help, or start a new blog told strictly in that voice. Call it "United States Normal Person".