
Me: This looks like one of those places in movies where dead people are dumped.
Girl standing next to me: What?
Me: I said I'd like to push you off of here.
Girl, quickly moving away from me: You're weird.

"[James Yeh is] probably one of the four or five best writers in the United States who hasn’t yet published a book."
--Kyle Minor, HTMLGIANT
1 comment:
James, that is NOT the way to pick up chicks. Oh yeah, you're not that cool and unique for being Chinese. There are 1.3 billion of us out there :).
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