Showing posts with label tao lin. Show all posts
Showing posts with label tao lin. Show all posts

Monday, October 24

Rice with Tiny Pandas in It: A Post Extensively Quoting Haruki Murakami

From Haruki Murakami's acceptance speech for The Jerusalem Prize:
I have only one reason to write novels, and that is to bring the dignity of the individual soul to the surface and shine a light upon it. The purpose of a story is to sound an alarm, to keep a light trained on The System in order to prevent it from tangling our souls in its web and demeaning them. I fully believe it is the novelist's job to keep trying to clarify the uniqueness of each individual soul by writing stories - stories of life and death, stories of love, stories that make people cry and quake with fear and shake with laughter. This is why we go on, day after day, concocting fictions with utter seriousness.
Some more Murakami, from one of my favorite stories of his, "On Meeting the 100% Perfect Girl One Beautiful April Morning":
After talking, we'd have lunch somewhere, maybe see a Woody Allen movie, stop by a hotel bar for cocktails. With any kind of luck, we might end up in bed.

Potentiality knocks on the door of my heart.

Now the distance between us has narrowed to fifteen yards.

How can I approach her? What should I say?

"Good morning, miss. Do you think you could spare half an hour for a little conversation?"

Ridiculous. I'd sound like an insurance salesman.

"Pardon me, but would you happen to know if there is an all-night cleaners in the neighborhood?"

No, this is just as ridiculous. I'm not carrying any laundry, for one thing. Who's going to buy a line like that?

Maybe the simple truth would do. "Good morning. You are the 100% perfect girl for me."

No, she wouldn't believe it. Or even if she did, she might not want to talk to me. Sorry, she could say, I might be the 100% perfect girl for you, but you're not the 100% boy for me. It could happen. And if I found myself in that situation, I'd probably go to pieces. I'd never recover from the shock. I'm thirty-two, and that's what growing older is all about. 
Excited for the American publication of 1Q84, which happens Tuesday. Excerpt from the beginning at Asymptote:
How many people could recognize Janáček's Sinfonietta after hearing just the first few bars? Probably somewhere between "very few" and "almost none." But for some reason, Aomame was one of the few who could.
Other excerpt from 1Q84, from a few months ago in The New Yorker (entitled "Town of Cats"), which I loved:
Tengo, by contrast, was curious about everything. He absorbed knowledge from a broad range of fields with the efficiency of a power shovel scooping earth. He had been regarded as a math prodigy from early childhood, and he could solve high-school math problems by the time he was in third grade. Math was, for young Tengo, an effective means of retreat from his life with his father. In the mathematical world, he would walk down a long corridor, opening one numbered door after another. Each time a new spectacle unfolded before him, the ugly traces of the real world would simply disappear. As long as he was actively exploring that realm of infinite consistency, he was free.
While math was like a magnificent imaginary building for Tengo, literature was a vast magical forest. Math stretched infinitely upward toward the heavens, but stories spread out before him, their sturdy roots stretching deep into the earth. In this forest there were no maps, no doorways. As Tengo got older, the forest of story began to exert an even stronger pull on his heart than the world of math. Of course, reading novels was just another form of escape—as soon as he closed the book, he had to come back to the real world. But at some point he noticed that returning to reality from the world of a novel was not as devastating a blow as returning from the world of math. Why was that? After much thought, he reached a conclusion. No matter how clear things might become in the forest of story, there was never a clear-cut solution, as there was in math. The role of a story was, in the broadest terms, to transpose a problem into another form. Depending on the nature and the direction of the problem, a solution might be suggested in the narrative. Tengo would return to the real world with that suggestion in hand. It was like a piece of paper bearing the indecipherable text of a magic spell. It served no immediate practical purpose, but it contained a possibility.
Brief aside recalling somebody, I can't remember who or where, nicknaming Murakami translator Jay Rubin "Clichetown." (Ah, it was a question on Tao Lin's formspring account.)

Brief Q+A up at The Atlantic with Murakami translator Phillip ("Non-clichetown"?) Gabriel:
Did Murakami resist or revise any parts of your translation?
At one point Jay, Murakami, and I got into the question of the nickname of one of the cult's security detail. I originally called him "Skinhead," thinking of a menacing right-wing figure, but Jay preferred "Buzzcut." Murakami said he liked the latter—the military connotations it carried—so that's what we went with.
Here, in this past Friday's NY Times, Sam Anderson profiles Murakami:
I asked Murakami, whose work is so often dreamlike, if he himself has vivid dreams. He said he could never remember them — he wakes up and there’s just nothing. The only dream he remembers from the last couple of years, he said, is a recurring nightmare that sounds a lot like a Haruki Murakami story. In the dream, a shadowy, unknown figure is cooking him what he calls “weird food”: snake-meat tempura, caterpillar pie and (an instant classic of Japanese dream-cuisine) rice with tiny pandas in it. He doesn’t want to eat it, but in the dream world he feels compelled to. He wakes up just before he takes a bite.

Friday, October 14

Geniunely pretty excited about this if it's true.

Breaking news from the insidery world of "literary" DJs: a CMJ DJ set from someone called "DJ Taolin"? Look below:
FORCEFIELD PR, HIPSTER RUNOFF & POPGUN PRESENT...
OCTOBER 21ST -  BLEEPYBLOOPFEST
@ Cameo Gallery w/ DJ sets by Neon Indian, Teengirl Fantasy, Carles?, Beach Fossils, Dent May and DJ Taolin

CMJ is a great way for bands to reveal their aesthetics and influences. But if you'd rather not go to some panel about it, an unspeakably crazy DJ set might do the trick. The trifecta of Forcefield PR, Hipster Runoff and PopGun have gathered the members of Neon Indian, Teengirl Fantasy, Carles?, Beach Fossils, and Dent May, plus DJ Taolin, to rock some serious party jams for your dancing pleasure. Hey, Hipster Runoff, when do we get our yellow box?


FREE // Doors at 12:00am // 21+
Did they actually mean DJ Tao Lin and didn't know how it was actually supposed to be spaced? Or is this some kind of winking allusion by somebody who really likes Tao Lin/wants to, perhaps archly (though perhaps not), make some kind of play on his name/reputation while skirting any possible legality issues?

What kind of tunes will "DJ Taolin," if it is indeed actually DJ Tao Lin, be "spinning?"

Hoping for some Promise Ring:


Or maybe some classic Beck:


(via yrsharkey).

UPDATE (10/14/11 1:46AM): VERIFIED. Just saw this (which means it went up while I was typing up this post):

Friday, June 10

Being nicer to her, resulting in her naturally wanting to stay

"The only way he wanted to influence her to stay, he said (aware, with some amusement, that the drugs were making him much more rational and articulate, as if he had somehow traveled to and was speaking from the future as part of a panel of logicians and relationship counselors), was by being nicer to her, resulting in her naturally wanting to stay. He’d said this before, he knew, mostly as a reminder to himself and Michelle—and two previous girlfriends and, for a few months, his mother—that complaining was not his ideal behavior.

[...]

In August they visited Michelle’s separated parents in Pittsburgh. Michelle’s father gave Paul his 650-page, self-published memoir. Her mother brought Michelle and Paul to a Chinese restaurant that was one gigantic room, high-ceilinged and low-lit as a natural-history museum. The next night Paul had a fever and Michelle gave him Tylenol Flu and cream-of-broccoli soup and, on her L-shaped sofa, holding each other, they watched a movie about a blind woman hanged for murdering a man who raped her after stealing her life savings."

-from "Relationship Story" by Tao Lin, published in Vice Magazine (June 2011).

Wednesday, November 24

i interviewed tao lin for vice


Among the things discussed: Tao Lin’s new novel Richard Yates, Tao Lin’s less new novella Shoplifting from American Apparel, imitators, Haley Joel Osment at a grocery store, AOL Instant Messenger vs. Gchat, and why Philip Roth is funny in a way Dave Eggers is not.

A few quotes I liked and gave to Vice to use as pull-quotes but in the end were not used, in favor of consistency with Vice "house style":
"THE PICTURE I IMAGINE FOR HIS FACE IS, I THINK, HIS MUGSHOT FOR DRUNK DRIVING OR SOMETHING."

"INSTANT MESSAGING JUST SEEMS LIKE MIDDLE SCHOOL."

"ANYTIME HAVING SEX WITH WOMEN IS SECONDARY I FEEL SOME KIND OF ATTRACTION TOWARD THE WRITER."

"I READ IT AND THOUGHT, 'I HATE YOU SO MUCH.'"

read it here.

Thursday, July 15

I Write Like...Dan Brown


I Write Like is a website that uses a "statistical analysis tool" to match up to your writing style to a similar writing style of a "famous writer." I copied and pasted some things I have written (and some things I did not write) into it to see what it came up with.

Here's what I found.

The first round of drafts for a project I've been working on, about people on a rocky beach, was analyzed by I Write Like, as "like" David Foster Wallace.

The second round of drafts for that project was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Charles Dickens.

The third round of drafts for that project was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" David Foster Wallace again.

My most recently published story, titled "Girl with Cool, Damp Mouth," was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Raymond Chandler.

My novel, the entirety of it, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Chuck Palahniuk.

My novel, the beginning paragraph where I list things that have been published and the places where those things were published, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" to Dan Brown.

A one-page excerpt from my novel was analyzed as "like" Stephanie Meyer.

A different one-page excerpt from my novel was analyzed as "like" Stephen King.

The novel Great Expectations, written by Charles Dickens, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Charles Dickens.

The poem "a poem written by a bear," written by Tao Lin, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Jack London.

The poem "i went fishing with my family one time when i was five," or as it's commonly known, "the whale poem," written by Tao Lin, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Kurt Vonnegut.

The poem "Goodtime Jesus," written by James Tate, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Stephen King.

Three paragraphs taken at random from the novel The Human Stain, written by Philip Roth, were analyzed by I Write Like as "like" David Foster Wallace.

First three paragraphs from the novel A Gate at the Stairs, written by Lorrie Moore, also analyzed as "like"  David Foster Wallace.

Crazy 2000+ word email I sent to bandmates, causing us all to feel bad and weird toward one another, sent in January 2008 -- David Foster Wallace.

Crazy 1000+ word email I sent to girl I was seeing for a little while in 2006, about "complications" and "intimacy issues" -- guess who?

Intensely bitter ~500 word blog post referencing me on girl's blog a few weeks after breaking up -- William Gibson.

The first chapter from the novel The Plot Against America, written by Philip Roth, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Kurt Vonnegut.

An excerpt from the novel Snow White, written by Donald Barthelme, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" J.D. Salinger.

An excerpt from the story "The Crime of the Mathematics Professor," written by Clarice Lispector, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Arthur Conan Doyle.

This blog post, written almost entirely in the passive voice, was analyzed by I Write Like as "like" Isaac Aminov.

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bike experiment stats (i reached 1000 miles):

99 days (in SF 6 days, main bike broke for 10 days)
~1033.0 miles
 
86 bridges (willamsburg 61x, manhattan 4x, queensborough 6x, pulaski 6x, brooklyn 1x)
52 subway rides

Wednesday, November 4

strange days, i'm doing a reading



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strange: pretty certain i was standing next to stephin merritt (magnetic fields) at the vic chesnutt show in williamsburg

stranger: somebody lost a phone with my name on the screen and somebody else found it last night and facebooked me about it. however: it's not my phone. maybe it's yours? do you have my name on the screen of your phone?

strangest: somebody "missed connections"-ed me, sort of:
cosmopsis:

Possibly my favorite one yet. On my way back from the East Village last night, I got on the L Train and sat next to some cute hipster kid who just happened to be Asian and editing a long story on his journey back to Williamsburg (no, it was not Tao Lin). The title of the story was written in all caps at the top of each page, next to his last name, which was YEH:

I LOVE AND UNDERSTAND YOU AND WOULD BE PERFECT TO YOU NOW

There was a part about going into a used bookstore and a coffee shop and realizing he actually hated New York City (I think?). And I caught one phrase he edited:

ugly sights and ugly sounds

He cut out the second “ugly.”

(This feels too much like a Missed Connection.)

continuation of strangeness: guess who was the one to alert me to this.

tao.

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speaking of editing (and writing), i am doing a reading tomorrow night (thursday). here is the mass email i sent people:
dear friends,

so i might have mentioned i work sometimes moving heavy things for rich people. the moving company i work for, rabbit movers (which was written up in the new york times, for how they employ exclusively artists), is having this collective art show thing thursday night at our space in DUMBO. i go on at 7pm and the event goes from 5-9pm or so.

as usual, i promise to read something new, funny and/or interesting and not go on too long.

there will be art installations, another reader i think, music and other cool stuff. maybe some drinks? i dunno. i hope so. i kind of have no idea what it's going to be like, but i'd love to see you there!

the address is:

rabbit hole studio
33 washington st
brooklyn, ny 11201

F to york st
or
A or C to high st

sincerely yrs,
james

Monday, September 21

clancy martin in gigantic, funny rumpus links, tao lin in the faster times, more pavement stuff


illustration by andrew bulger

lincoln michel interviewed clancy martin for gigantic. discussed therein, all the great debates: philosophy versus fiction, apollo versus dionysus, thomas pynchon versus denis johnson and minimalism versus lyricism.

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ted wilson wrote something funny about his body for the rumpus. i liked it and thought of this: jack handey's "ideas for paintings."

this was also funny and found thanks to the rumpus (actually thanks to vol. 1 who linked to it, via the rumpus): peanuts by charles bukowski

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illustration courtesy of tao lin

rozalia jovanovic reviewed tao lin's shoplifting from american apparel for the faster times. a highly intelligent and attentive take and contextualization.

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and finally, more pavement news: jason diamond in vol. 1 brooklyn compiled favorite malkmus lyrics from the likes of justin taylor, brad haggert of the crystal stilts, ari messer from the rumpus (it's been a good day for rumpus-related links) and yours truly.

Sunday, September 6

i would like your help and assistance

if you or anyone you know live in buffalo and would be willing to house me for approximately three nights in october (14-16), please let me know. i will be there doing a reading at this

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i'm preparing to interview tao lin for someplace cool hopefully. if you have any questions you would like me to ask him, fwd them to me and i will ask

says tao: "i am down for any questions"

Friday, June 19

bike experiment, day 6



Gchat with Tao Lin (6/19/09)

7:20 PM me: i've been riding my bike like a motherfucker
7:21 PM Tao: nice
are you 'more fit' now
or did you lose weight or something

6 minutes
7:28 PM me: i am more fit now
when i walk i feel more powerful
Tao: nice
me: like when the ground pushes me, i push back
but harder
7:30 PM Tao: jesus
seems sweet

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total for day 6: 11.6 miles

total for 6 days: 64.7 mi

subway trips for the day: 2

subway trips for the week: 7


"near misses" for the day: 2 (guy on a bike clipped me at the bottom of the williamsburg bridge; accidentally rubbed tires with ben at a high speed)

Sunday, May 31

a blog from litcrawl nyc, i was interviewed briefly by poets and writers


tao lin at gigantic microreading, may 2009, nyc

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*(meant to post this last week, but forgot to)

organizer todd zuniga of opium magazine speaks first, followed by some people reenacting a dialogue between chuck close and someone else i can't remember, followed by tao lin's gigantic microreading about smoothies, followed by a brief interview with me, in which i am asked what "separates lit crawl from other literary events?" or something along those lines, and in which i answer, accordingly.

the gigantic reading itself was discussed in detail in the accompanying article by suzanne pettypiece, "lit crawl: a postcard from new york city."

Tuesday, May 19

i am doing two readings in the next seven days (and going to paris in between) and was blogged about in a "fantasy" conversation on htmlgiant




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reading #1


wed 5.20.09 "i had it bad" reading series

featuring my roommate ben blum, lisa locascio, lucrecia zappi, and me

8pm, happy ending, nyc

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reading #2

tue 5.26.09 elimae: a reading

featuring Shya Scanlon; my Gigantic co-editors Lincoln Michel and Rozalia Jovanovic; my friends Kimberly King Parsons, Justin Taylor, Nicolle Elizabeth, Tao Lin, Todd Zuniga, Sasha Graybosch and Dennis DiClaudio; other great writers Nick Antosca, John Madera, Timmy Waldron, Forrest Roth, Terese Svoboda, Barry Graham, Dawn Raffel, Eric Nusbaum; me, and possibly

7pm, kgb bar, nyc

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also, i ate at peter luger's last night and am playing on the new yorker softball team this summer.

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UPDATE #1 (5/19/09, a little later):

make that two readings, one steak, softball, and ONE COMPED ROUND-TRIP TICKET TO PARIS, MAKING A DELIVERY OF INTERNATIONAL PROPORTIONS FOR WORK.

if you know any awesome paris friends you think i should meet, please let me know, as i would love to meet them.

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UPDATE #2 (5/19/09, a little later than later):

jimmy chen blogged about me, tao lin, and ha jin in a "fantasy" gchat situation on htmlgiant.

An excerpt:
Jimmy: ha jin's in the background rubbing one out
me: had bacon, nachos, elk or something, iced tea, and breast milk for dinner
am i going to die
6:32 PM Jimmy: that's not vegan, and yes we all eventually die

Sunday, April 26

updates

a lot of stuff recently:

i have a story in pen america 10, available now.



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i did a video interview with ellen frances, in which we discussed the anxiety of creating a facebook event, the way to sit like tom waits, and gigantic's ideal reader, jeff goldblum.



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illustration by andrew bulger

i interviewed the writer gary shteyngart for gigantic, in which we discussed the russian hamburger, the virility of vegetables, and the age-old question of whether it is appropriate to eat the hors d'oeuvres at a literary party.

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the gigantic launch party at starr space was a big success. thank everybody for coming.

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UPDATE (5/1/09):

i have been blogged about a little slash mentioned in passing on blogs i like and frequent: htmlgiant, heheheheheheheeheheheehehe.com, and awfulwaffle. thank you matthew, tao, and nicolle.

Saturday, February 28

class with gordon lish, interview with gary shteyngart, reading by tao lin

more news, all i do is news



-got into the gordon lish class to be taught this summer. i cut and paste a gchat with lincoln about getting in the gordon lish class and published it for a minute but then realized it might not be seen favorably by gordon lish and took it down. i don't know if he uses computers or not (i heard from somewhere he didn't) but i thought it would stupid to put something like that up before i take the class, if i take the class. so i didn't

(i should say here how much i like gordon lish and many of the people who have studied under, been published by, etc. gordon lish, such as barry hannah, raymond carver, joy williams, ben marcus, sam lipsyte, the list goes on.)

-interviewed gary shteyngart. preview to be posted soon on the gigantic: a magazine of short prose and art site. it went better than i could have possibly expected. transcribing it, i felt "excited" and "pleased". i felt as if i could get gigs doing more interviews, in the future. i do not know if i still feel this way, but i still feel good

if the interview was published in another magazine, it might look like this:

[what it originally pasted here was unpublishable. it just said there was "an html error" or something. this is my attempt at its recreation:]


Gary Shteyngart
[NOVELIST]
"MOST THINGS WE PRODUCE ARE PHALLIC. LOOK AT THE SKYLINE. DO YOU LOOK AWAY EVERY TIME YOU SEE THE SKYLINE?"

Discussed within:
-Dressing like a novelist
-Eating like a novelist
-Pastrami

-i also found a summer job

-did approximately 201394442 hours of gigantic work in the last two weeks

-"blew up" over gchat twice at my fellow editors. by which i mean "lost control of my gchat voice, volume level, and/or tone"

-apologized for "blowing up", felt like "an ass", worried if they would "give me a talking to", or "fire me", felt better about it after a while but still slightly afraid

-came into work yesterday, exhausted, and proceeded to get more exhausted.
i'm exhausted, i said to my boss.

this has been an exhausting last two weeks, i said to her.

did you fall in love? she asked me.

you're funny, i said to her. you're a funny person.


-[is this "bloggable"? i don't know. i wrote it and now i want to do something with it, immediate gratification:] i went with my roommate ben to see tao lin read at a loft down the street from me. there were two other readers: todd colby, a poet, and another guy whose name i didn't catch, who played guitar and sang and read from his novel. tao was funny and good and sad; he read a bunch of twitter entries in his usual tao way. my favorite entry was something like "i move my hand to my mouth to cough but sneeze instead". one girl in the audience laughed in a really loud and raspy way and at odd times and made everyone else feel uncomfortable. i don't think i liked her at first but after hearing her like this i think i liked her a lot more, and would have liked to talk to her or something, because i knew she was really uncomfortable, uncomfortable and probably hopeless at a lot of the things she liked and wanted to do. ("i understand," i could have told her, but not in those words, because you can't tell people things like that without seeming like an ass) i wanted to talk to her or something although i know i will probably never see her again. while tao was still reading, the girl with the loud laugh asked a girl with interesting, piled hair if she was his "girlfriend" (they had been seen hanging around each other earlier). the girl with the interesting hair shook her head. after the featured readers there was an open mic part where people read mostly love poems. one of our friends pretended she was ellen kennedy (tao had brought her books along to sell or give away, depending on the niceness of the person, or maybe just his mood, i don't know tao well enough to know) and read a poem by ellen kennedy called "i like to have sex" or something like that, i have the book and could check but i don't feel like going to go get it right now. the ellen kennedy reading went well and there was sincere laughter after some of the parts. three books were sold. one of the people who bought a book came up to my friend afterward and asked if she would sign it and she thought about it for a second and then did and when we were in the elevator she told us about it and i think we all laughed and felt good but eventually sad about it. and then i lost my phone and was in a bad mood the rest of the night and into the morning. you probably know the rest.

Thursday, February 19

Gigantic news


(Known for a different kind of "Gigantic")

A big, big update on the Gigantic front:

Gigantic now has a facebook group.

Gigantic
is now being linked to and talked about a little: here, here and here.

Gigantic
is now going to have Malcolm Gladwell interviewed by Tao Lin interviewed by our very own Rozalia Jovanovic (who also has a piece up in this month's issue of elimae).

Gigantic is now going have to a story by Ed Park.

Gigantic is now the #1 Google search for "gigantic" and "'gigantic'". (For comparison's sake, the Pixies' "Gigantic" is #8.) Unbelievable, yes, I know.

UPDATE (2/19/09): Unbelievable was right. Gigantic is NOT now beating the Pixies or even the word, "gigantic". Google had tailored its search results to my Firefox. I did not know that. Now I do. We are like probably search #3922872334 or something. I don't know. I tried looking and got tired. If someone wants to search for it, let me know and I'll fix this.

Friday, January 30

The McCarthys (Gchat with Tao Lin)


(Neither Mary nor Tom)

Gchat with Tao Lin (1/30/09):

4:36 PM me: hey man, do you want suttree by cormac mccarthy?
Tao: no
if that's on the list i didnt mean it to be
or changed my mind
me: did you mean some other cormac mccarthy or not
Tao: not
4:37 PM is suttree good
me: i dont know. i read the first 20 pages or so for a class with victoria redel
4:38 PM i feel like i've read enough cormac mccarthy for now
Tao: i feel i dont want to read suttree
4:39 PM me: i feel i would not want you to read it and would not want to tell you to read it either
Tao: okay, good
4:40 PM me: don't read it
Tao: i will not read suttree
me: okay, good
4:43 PM what about child of god
Tao: what is that
i forget
me: it's another book by cormac mccarthy
Tao: no
no mccarthy, i think
4:44 PM me: what about blood meridian
Tao: no
me: what about mary
mary mccarthy
Tao: no, no mccarthy's
4:46 PM me: there is a tom mccarthy
Tao: yes
'remainder'

Monday, December 22

I Love and Understand You and Would Be Perfect to You Now

The "novel-in-stories" is done. I LOVE AND UNDERSTAND YOU AND WOULD BE PERFECT TO YOU NOW is done. Done as of 4pm today and sent off.

Some statistics (format "inspired" by a recent post by Tao Lin):
Total pages: 148 (12-pt Garamond, double-spaced, landscape, two columns)
Total stories: 29
Words: 36,671
Sentences/Paragraph: 3.1
Words/Sentence: 12.4
Characters/Word: 4.1
Passive Sentences: 2%
Flesch Reading Ease Level: 80.7
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 5.0
Longest Story (in pages): 15 ("Masturbation at Work")
Shortest Story (in pages): 1 (multiple)
Longest Story (in words): 4,627 ("Masturbation At Work")
Shortest Story (in words): 114 ("Ride Horse Look at Flowers")
Longest Story Title: 21 words ("Edith Piaf is Playing in a Dorm Room in a Upstate South Carolina, Whispering Secrets in a Language I Can't Understand")
Shortest Story Title: 1 word ("Arrival")
Representative Sentence #1: click here
Representative Sentences #2 and #3: "I was so sure it was something new, or else something I hadn’t felt in a while, but it was hard to tell with somethings, particularly the kinds of somethings I was so sure about. I was frequently wrong."
Flesch-Kincaid Readability Tests explained here.

Some statistics for other pieces of writing:

OTHELLO (Act I) by William Shakespeare
Passive Sentences: 3%
Flesch Reading Ease Level: 80.3
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 4.2
THE RETURN OF THE NATIVE [part 1] by Thomas Hardy
Passive Sentences: 10%
Flesch Reading Ease Level: 65.5
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 8.4
GREAT EXPECTATIONS [part 1] by Charles Dickens
Passive Sentences: 7%
Flesch Reading Ease Level: 74.7
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 7.7
"Espirit de l'Elevator" by Gary Lutz
Passive Sentences: 8%
Flesch Reading Ease Level: 74.4
Flesch-Kincaid Grade Level: 6.3
SHOPLIFTING FROM AMERIAN APPAREL by Tao Lin
Passive sentences: 1%
Flesch reading ease: 86.2
Flesch-Kincaid grade level: 3.5