tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post114973215915457507..comments2023-10-27T23:33:05.293-05:00Comments on Yellow Redneck Blues: Hipster Haikus by yours trulyJameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150612621403699832006-06-18T01:37:00.000-05:002006-06-18T01:37:00.000-05:00ACK. nix the orphan in that first haiku. WHAT WAS ...ACK. nix the orphan in that first haiku. <BR/><BR/>WHAT WAS I THINKING!?<BR/><BR/>-botAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150612561386985992006-06-18T01:36:00.000-05:002006-06-18T01:36:00.000-05:00quite a dapper guypink shirt with barry white pico...quite a dapper guy<BR/>pink shirt with barry white pic<BR/>orphan ladykiller, word.<BR/><BR/>is it spiky yet?<BR/>all hip asian dudes must have<BR/>hot and messed up hair.<BR/><BR/>moving to new york<BR/>just to hang with sambot, right? <BR/>shit! she lives in mass!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150546567479184082006-06-17T07:16:00.000-05:002006-06-17T07:16:00.000-05:00Ah, now I see your point. I just got an awful shiv...Ah, now I see your point. I just got an awful shiver of dread down my spine. sorry dude.Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150412510493808452006-06-15T18:01:00.000-05:002006-06-15T18:01:00.000-05:00Brat, that's a fantastic idea. How would I go abou...Brat, that's a fantastic idea. How would I go about that?<BR/><BR/>Light, the girl who was so loose-lipped about her sexual activity was terribly unattractive. And mean. And bitchy. And intolerant. And judgmental...<BR/><BR/>Sambot, I like!<BR/><BR/>B, thanks for the concern. Crossing my fingers for an earthquake-free last month.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150300588610599492006-06-14T10:56:00.000-05:002006-06-14T10:56:00.000-05:00random asian kidwandering through the airportlook!...random asian kid<BR/>wandering through the airport<BR/>look! it's an orphan!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150261866928444112006-06-14T00:11:00.000-05:002006-06-14T00:11:00.000-05:00Hey yeHJew-an of course.No! No! I don't get it. Ho...Hey yeH<BR/><BR/>Jew-an of course.<BR/><BR/>No! No! I don't get it. Honestly. I think what is required is a full post explaining, verbatim, everthing that was said in that conversation!<BR/><BR/>Everything everything.<BR/><BR/>I don't get out muchHarry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150253984585540712006-06-13T21:59:00.000-05:002006-06-13T21:59:00.000-05:00i'm late on the ball,but your hipster haiku made m...i'm late on the ball,<BR/>but your hipster haiku made me laugh so hard. <BR/><BR/>ever think of making hipster greeting cards?barista brathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15510119815921727298noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150246089354169312006-06-13T19:48:00.000-05:002006-06-13T19:48:00.000-05:00Oh, and the way I talked about the girls talking a...Oh, and the way I talked about the girls talking about sex made it seem quite desirable. But if you were here, trust me -- it wasn't. I'm not going to get into here, but you probably can imagine the situations that could cause that. Get me?Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150245894774968772006-06-13T19:44:00.000-05:002006-06-13T19:44:00.000-05:00Referencing Byron's Don Juan (pronounced Jew-un, o...Referencing Byron's <I>Don Juan</I> (pronounced <I>Jew</I>-un, of course). Nice.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150235132339077812006-06-13T16:45:00.000-05:002006-06-13T16:45:00.000-05:00Hey yeHI did enjoy the Haiku, especially the obscu...Hey yeH<BR/><BR/>I did enjoy the Haiku, especially the obscure underground band.<BR/><BR/>But (re your last comment) can you really ever get too much information about sex from women?<BR/><BR/>Oooooh noooo!<BR/><BR/>Even if it were a choice between listening to Byron himself reciting Don Juan (pothsumously of course), or listening to a group of girls talking about men going down on them, well, Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150234123244101622006-06-13T16:28:00.000-05:002006-06-13T16:28:00.000-05:00erm, had tochange two words,b,I should qualify wha...erm, had tochange two words,<BR/><BR/>b,<BR/><BR/>I should qualify what I said before about people people writing poetry, erm, as I did not say the half of it, so, erm, and why not say it in verse?<BR/><BR/>The world would benefit beyond compare<BR/>If people wrote a poem every day:<BR/>if they composed a referential prayer,<BR/>took time out to reflect about the way<BR/>they feel in life - lay Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150227797938461972006-06-13T14:43:00.000-05:002006-06-13T14:43:00.000-05:00That's a fine point, Light.Some things are better ...That's a fine point, Light.<BR/><BR/>Some things are better left done in private.<BR/><BR/>Which reminds me of the all-too detailed conversation some of my friends were having last night about their last orgasms and their favorite methods of receiving cunnilingus. T.M.I., kids, T.M.I.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150225601755585942006-06-13T14:06:00.000-05:002006-06-13T14:06:00.000-05:00This comment has been removed by a blog administrator.Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150143877189603362006-06-12T15:24:00.000-05:002006-06-12T15:24:00.000-05:00B, eighty-sixed from B and J -- hilarious.Jenn, go...B, eighty-sixed from B and J -- hi<I>lar</I>ious.<BR/><BR/>Jenn, go to <A HREF="http://www.randomhouse.com/broadway/hipsterhaiku/index.html." REL="nofollow">Hipster Haiku</A>.<BR/><BR/>Light, knew you'd appreciate that.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150138995771267302006-06-12T14:03:00.000-05:002006-06-12T14:03:00.000-05:00Hey yeHPoem on! Poem on!As in, "Game On!"As Austin...Hey yeH<BR/><BR/>Poem on! Poem on!<BR/><BR/>As in, "Game On!"<BR/><BR/>As Austin Powers (possibly the preface to the entire hipster reportoire) would say, "Yeah baby Yeah!"<BR/><BR/>I've laughed a lot at other people's <BR/>poetic amourosities,<BR/>but my laughs are always loudest at<BR/>my own preposterousities<BR/><BR/>There are so few people who write poetry that any poem written (even the "Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1150010367222402222006-06-11T02:19:00.000-05:002006-06-11T02:19:00.000-05:00Ahhh, what a fantastic contest. The first is my fa...Ahhh, what a fantastic contest. The first is my favorite. Where can we view the other submissions? :)jenneralhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02543021633941136077noreply@blogger.com