tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post114876084408420366..comments2023-10-27T23:33:05.293-05:00Comments on Yellow Redneck Blues: My job as a writer of ha-hasJameshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1149304662854003482006-06-02T22:17:00.000-05:002006-06-02T22:17:00.000-05:00James, why would you ask for a handjob when you co...James, why would you ask for a handjob when you could ask for a blowjob? Your new drooling, stay-at-home persona might as well ask for the 5k sexual favor instead of the $2! You've got pity on your side!<BR/><BR/>Your news snippets are funnay! Really, I think you've found your calling. :Djenneralhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02543021633941136077noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1149071129770842002006-05-31T05:25:00.000-05:002006-05-31T05:25:00.000-05:00sorry James, as your Antipodean-Polish agent I fee...sorry James, as your Antipodean-Polish agent I feel it is my duty inform you, in acordance with the above instructions - you've only got the one functional eye.Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1149063346447787412006-05-31T03:15:00.000-05:002006-05-31T03:15:00.000-05:00You guys know the girls be loving my Blink One Eye...You guys know the girls be loving my Blink One Eye=I Love You, Blink Two Eyes=You Complete Me, Blink Both Eyes Simultaneously Three Times=Give Me A Handjob communication skillz. That's right -- <I>skillz</I>.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1149021498244918262006-05-30T15:38:00.000-05:002006-05-30T15:38:00.000-05:00Well at least there shouldn't be any broken plates...Well at least there shouldn't be any broken plates, which is more than I can say for Schnabel's art.<BR/><BR/>As an artist Schnabel makes a great film maker, and as a filmmaker he is a great artist. But when he's just an artist making paintings... boy.<BR/><BR/>Here's what Robert Hughes says: "Schnabel's work is to painting what Stallone's is to acting - a lurching display of oily pectorals."<BR/Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1148971697590585012006-05-30T01:48:00.000-05:002006-05-30T01:48:00.000-05:00you tell the producers that you have a severe moto...you tell the producers that you have a severe motor-neuron disease that leaves you unable to speak or wipe your own bottom - you dictate your jokes by blinking one eye in a kind of morse code that is taken down by your mother.<BR/><BR/>Once that story gets around, you won't have to worry about the female fans.Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1148922800668888332006-05-29T12:13:00.000-05:002006-05-29T12:13:00.000-05:00But what if I have to pick up my checks in person?...But what if I have to pick up my checks in person? And how will I be able to satisfy the female fans that will inevitably be drawn to the me once the show starts? Antipodean-Polish superagent away <I>that</I> problem.Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1148892590663735002006-05-29T03:49:00.000-05:002006-05-29T03:49:00.000-05:00I think you should pretend you live in L.A. and ap...I think you should pretend you live in L.A. and apply for that job I sent you.<BR/><BR/>I'll be your Antipodean-Polish agent.Harry the Hirehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08849195509365370247noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-13234199.post-1148881165235486152006-05-29T00:39:00.000-05:002006-05-29T00:39:00.000-05:00Heh--thanks, Benny.Did you hear the one about Mich...Heh--thanks, Benny.<BR/><BR/>Did you hear the one about Michael Jackson visiting the Tokyo Orphanage?Jameshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13123685333024451434noreply@blogger.com